D.I.V.O.R.C.E

“IT WON’T LAST.” Nicole Kidman’s marriage to country music singer Keith Urban will end in D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

So says Keith’s ex-fiancee, the not-in-the-least-bit-bitter Laura Sigler.

“It’s not going to last,” says Laura in the Enquirer, echoing the headline to the piece. And there the headline on the cover page, the one that PROMISES: “WHY IT WON’T LAST.”

And why it won’t last is because Laura says Keith is “not reliable”.

“He had numerous other flings when we were together. I’m not sure he will ever settle down. He talks about wanting a family, but there’s a dark side to him.”

Hold on, one thing at a time please Laura. In a very short time we’ve learnt that Keith in unreliable, a cheater and possibly evil.

“He was a drunk and a drug user,” Laura adds, putting the tin lid of Keith’s coffin. “He has an addict’s personality and always wants more.”

Might it be reasonable to say that Laura is not all that keen on her ex-lover?

And if he always wants more, as Laura says, might is be just as reasonable to suppose that Keith will become addicted to Nicole and crave more of her, and he might already be hooked?

Or not?

Posted: 9th, July 2006 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink