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by | 12th, July 2006

WILL Jessica Simpson give Nick Lachey another chance?

The toothsome twosome who turned their marriage into a TV show (or was it their TV show into a marriage?) – and who divorced in November – could be getting back together for another series.

The Star says that Nick, a singer with the looks and voice of a first division footballer, and, if the paper’s picture is any guide, the wardrobe of a provincial estate agent, is keen to get back with the actress.

So for Jessica’s 26th birthday Nick sent her a dozen white doves.

And when Jessica opened her front door in they flew. And they proceeded to poo all over her home.

“The doves got very nervous when anybody approached them,” says a source. “Poor Jess had to have her entire house disinfected on her birthday.”

And worst of all – no-one was there to film it.

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