George Michael Is Bushwhacked

NOT all groupies labour under the name Blonde Slag. Some are called Norman Kirtland. And neither are they all young and nubile. Norman is 58-years-old and has a pot belly.

The Sun has a picture of Norman standing on his local Brighton beach. And it tells its readers that Norman is the man caught having a “seedy liaison” with George Michael on London’s Hampstead Heath.

For the record, the Sun tells us that for his “romp” with George, Norman wore shorts, T-shirt and tainers. The man described as a “gay dogger” goes on to explain more.

“I don’t even like George Michael’s music,” says Norman, although it is not thought George was singing at the time of their meeting in the bushes at 2am last Tuesday night. “I’m not a fan. I prefer soul music myself. I never liked Wham! or any of his stuff.”

Any soul singers striding manfully across Hampstead Heath would be advised to look out. If Norman kisses and fondles (Mirror) a singer he does not like, the mind boggles at what he’d do to one he does.

Not that he would tell us. Norman says he has a “secret” but will not reveal it. “It is a physical thing and he did not move away. That is all I’m going to say.”

Back at George’s house, the Sun hears from the singer’s long-term lover Kenny Goss. He promises to stand by his man. As he says: “This is all behind us.”

‘Nuff said…

Posted: 24th, July 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink