Britney Spears & Kevin Federline So In Love

THAT Kevin Federline is one handsome specimen of jive-talking, hot-movin’, good-lookin’ (anything else, ed?), finger-lickin’, clean livin’ man god. (Enough?)

Contrary to any impression given, Mr Britney Spears is a talent to be reckoned with. He is Kevin Federline. He is no K-Ferret. He is a man.

Only a real man like Kevin could be assured enough in his sexuality to push along a shopping trolley laden with food.

The Enquirer (“KEVIN CHIPS IN!”) shows the man who broke the mould bringing home the bacon, the crisps, the nappies and the bread. And he is going home to Britney.

“Keep up the good work, Kev!” says the magazine. Good ol’ Kevin. Whaddaguy. This is the real Kevin. This is the truth. And it is the truth twice over.

And it has nothing to do with the Enquirer making an apology to Kevin and his wife.

The apology runs as follows: “In the 5th and 12th June 2006 issues of the UK Enquirer, we published articles under the headlines ‘Britney Marriage is Over!’ and ‘Britney and Kevin: And Now Their Divorce!’" the Enquirer says.

"Contrary to what our articles might have suggested, we now accept that their marriage is not over and they are not getting divorced.

These allegations are untrue and we now accept Britney’s position that the statements are without foundation. We apologise for any distress caused.”

A lesser man than Kevin would surely sure. And while Kevin – a man’s man – might well be tempted to pull on a fighting pinstripe vest and take on the Enquirer in a court of law, he rises above that and moves on.

And we watch him go. Take care, Kevin. And remember to put the eggs on top of the other shopping. But, of course, he knows that. This is Kevin. He most probably knows everything…

Posted: 24th, July 2006 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink