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Fat Actress

by | 7th, August 2006

“GWYNNIE: I’m too fat.”

It’s Gwyneth Paltrow. And having given birth to son Moses in April she’s now looking at what it has done to her figure.

“My stomach is rippling, my breasts don’t look good,” says Gwyneth in the Sun. “I’ve been trying to work out. I want to do something about it.”

This all sounds like the prelude to some TV advert on a remote cable shopping channel. Any moment Drs Nip ‘n’ Tuck will jump into the frame and say: “And now YOU can! Spread our macrobiotic yoghurt over the problem area BEFORE you undergo a tummy tuck procedure and see a better, tighter, firmer YOU.”

There is no suggestion that the actress is to go under the knife. Indeed, there is no suggestion that she will be doing anything about it.

All we know is that she doesn’t like her stomach. And that her breasts are “sore”. And that she is making these observations while sat in a pub in North London.

And at once we wonder if, like Mel Gibson, this Hollywood star has had a drink and is just saying some silly things.

Although she has yet to blame her stomach on the Jews…

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