The Will To Live

FETCH the last will and testimony.

There is news that Sir Paul McCartney may not be feeling that well.

On the day the Mirror hears Charles Stapely, step-dad to Paul’s estranged wife Heather, say that his daughter “deserves £200m” in any divorce settlement, the Express brings news of Paul’s health.

The picture of the old head-bobbler shows a man looking gaunt and thin. Another shot shows The London Clinic in Harley Street where Paul was given a thorough examination.

A source tells the paper that Paul had tests on his heart, hair and wallet. OK, not his hair, and not his wallet. But medical staff did check him out.

And they had good reason to. A source says: “Paul came in with his daughter Mary and was complaining of not feeling well… He looked quite pale and was obviously feeling out of sorts.”

But there is nothing to worry about. Paul’s spokesman tells the paper that his client has “regular MoTs as recommended for anyone of his age”.

But might the stress of divorce from Heather be affecting Paul’s health? And might it be an idea to check his will.
And for Heather to avoid giving him any sudden shocks or surprises lest he keel over and leave it all to her…

Posted: 11th, August 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink