Breast Of British

SADLY for Steve Irwin, his death did not come in time for this year’s TV Quick and TV Choice Awards.

However we are optimistic that next year’s TV awards show will feature a special “Best Death Of A Celebrity On Camera” category, and so long as Steve can see off the challenge of Anthea Turner, he should scoop the top gong. We wish him well.

But, happily, the awards did come at just the right time for many others, some of whom are pictured in the Mirror.

None of Kym Marsh, Lacey Turner, Jodi Albert, Debra Stephenson, Fearne Cotton and Myleene Klass won an award but the Mirror recognises their work with dresses and decollage in glorious colour.

The Sun has more of the “sexy line-up” of actresses and telly presenters. And in among the talented cleavages and thighs manages to tell readers that Doctor Who won three top gongs, with the show’s David Tennant and Billie Piper collecting best actor prizes.

“BILLIE’S THE KID,” says the Star’s headline. And we get to see Billie roaring with laughter and showing the kind of teeth Steve Irwin would have gladly stuck his head between.

But Billie is not the biggest news in the Star. That star the paper notices most is Bianca Gascoigne, step-daughter to ex-England player Paul ‘Gazza’ Gascoigne and winner of this year’s Love Island TV show.

Great things are planned for Bianca. And so long as she keeps wearing yellow dresses over an orange body she should be turning heads for years to come…

Posted: 5th, September 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink