Lohan Gets Plastered

LINDSAY Lohan is back.

Not that the freckly actress ever leaves the Mirror. And we look forward to the paper being printed on Lindsay-style paper, with readers invited to join up the star’s freckles to produce the day’s news story.

And today, taking a pen, we move through the numbers to produce the headline: “LINDSAY BREAKS WRIST.”

News is that while out celebrating New York Fashion Week, the actress slipped and smashed her wrist in two places. Lindsay says it was not her fault, pointing the finger at a slippery floor.

Her spokeswoman, Sloane Zelnik, says that “there is a pending investigation”. And rest assured the Mirror will bring you each courtroom blow and counterpunch in full and frank detail.

For now the facts, such as they are, are sketchy.

Freckle 1: The 20-year-old actress tumbles at the Milk Studios in New York.

Freckle 2: Her wrist is smashed/fractured/ in two places.

Freckle 3: And mother Dinah “raced” from the family home in Long Island to be at her daughter’s side.

Freckle 4: The Mirror reminds us that Lindsay “collapsed” on the set of her latest movie “claming exhaustion”.

Join the freckles together and draw you own conclusions. and get a plaster cast on your arm – it’s New Your Fashion week and everyone who’s anyone has one on…

Posted: 18th, September 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink