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Britney Spears’ Evolution

by | 10th, October 2006

THESE are some old pics of Britney Spears that I’ve never seen, but they are classic.

The tits, the hair, the acne…I love it all.

She should’ve just gotten white yarn and teased it and that shit would’ve looked more real. Shit, HairDo by Ken Paves looks like the hair of Rapunzel compared to this rat’s nest.

In other Britney news, she apparently wants to divorce KFed for partying with strippers in Vegas this past weekend. Yeah, I’ve heard that one before.

No Surprise: Posh Looks Like Hell NakedStyle icon and alien skeleton, Posh Beckham, has told Australian Bazaar magazine that she looks like hell naked. I can only imagine. Posh has fake tits and barely any ass, she also claims that her belly is all saggy and shit.

“I’ve got so much saggy skin on my stomach. I might fit into jeans but, trust me, I look really awful naked.” I’ll take your word for it, hon. Just make sure you keep your clothes on when the paps around. I don’t need to be blinded by the sight of your bony ass in the morning.

Unfortunately, she also told the mag that she wasn’t returning to music ever again.

” I’m done with music and I’m never going to act. I was an okay singer and an okay dancer and I had to work at it. I never want to act. Fashion is what I love. I’ve dreamed of doing my own clothing line even before I was a Spice Girl. Now I can do what I love and I’ve found that I’m really good at it.”

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