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Who Wants To Hug A Millionaire?

by | 14th, November 2006

“THE night Chris Tarrant learned to laugh again.”

It’s the Mail’s front-page news. And reading on we learn that the presenter has been to a charity bash.

Tarrant is no charity case but that does not stop the assembled and assorted women from stepping up to offer their bodily warmth to the soon-to-be divorcee.

“There were 500 women there and they all wanted to put a smile back on his face,” says an onlooker. “They were queuing up to have their pictures taken with him and he loved every minute.”

The story is supported by a front-page picture of Chris in the company of a blonde middle-aged woman. Chris is smiling. The woman, sporting the kind of white teeth you could play Rachmaninoff’s Piano Concerto No. 3 in D Minor on, is also smiling.

We can see no evidence of cuddling, but neither can we see Chris’s hands, which may or may not be in contact with the blonde.

To add yet another layer of interest to this picture, the Mail notes the blonde looks not unlike Chris’s estranged wife Ingrid.

What else we don’t see we can only make an educated guess at. As we have heard before, many women throw themselves at millionaire Chris. It was the aforesaid Ingrid who told us about dispirit Surrey housewives flashing her husband.

Mail readers might care to study the picture some more…

Posted: 14th, November 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink