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Britney Spears’s Green-Eyed Monster

by | 11th, December 2006

SHOULD Britney Spears’s X-rated video, the one she is said to have co-produced with Kevin Federline make it to the sticky end of the DVD bargain bucket, what will it be called?

Britney’s friend Paris Hilton’s work with lips, teeth and tissues became One Night In Paris. What about Britney Speared? Sh*g Me Baby One More Time? Or Face Down, Ass Up 2?

In times when the need for creative flair is at its most keen, it is encouraging to know that K-Ferret is on hand to advise on such pressing matters. And the rapping rodent is, as the Enquirer reports, researching the porn industry.

The magazine has learned that one month before divorce papers were served, K-Ferret was embroiled in a “sex-fueled (sic) affair” with one Kendra Jade, star of the aforesaid Face Down Ass Up 2.

Kendra has also appeared in Beach Bunnies With Big Brown Eyes 5 and Boss Bitches 16.

It is immediately clear to one and all that Kendra is a girl not averse to a sequel. For her, following Britney will be no difficult matter. Hell, she may even manage it three, four or seventeen times.

A source says K-Ferret and Kendra met at the Venetian Resort hotel, Las Vegas. They are said to have “kissed and cuddled”. And, as aficionados of Kendra’s work will know, she can go further. A source tells us: “Kev and Kendra had sex in their friend’s apartment multiple times.” As for romance, Kendra and Kevin are described as “just friends who have sex”. Many marriages are built on less.

For her part, Kendra just says: “I am in a committed relationship.”

We do not hear from Kevin. But if he is with Kendra, there is no small fear that he may fall under her influence and begin to release sequels of his own.

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