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Jennifer Aniston’s Son Comes Out

by | 4th, January 2007

Jennifer Aniston’s son comes out…

WHEN the film Annie: The Tomorrow Years premiers, Madonna, Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be in the front row seats.

All three know what it is to suffer the agonies of adoption, waiting for some obscenely wealthy individual to pluck the orphans up by her curly ginger roots and whisk her off for a life of showbiz parties and photo opportunities.

And joining the gang will be Jennifer Aniston. As the Enquirer’s front page screams: “JEN TO ADOPT!”

Reading on we hear a source say that Jen is looking to put down roots. She would love to have a son. And what with the stretch marks, the yo-yo weight gain and the chance – the awful chance – that her own child would be less than photogenic, Jen is looking to adopt.

It is on record that Jen wants children. “I did and I do and I will!” was Jen’s response to a question of her ambitions for motherhood.

And what of adoption? The source tells us: “She and Brad talked about it when they were married, before Angelina adopted her first child.”

Not only did Jen get Brad first but she thought about adopting before Jolie had finished humming the opening bars to It’s A Hard Knock Life.

Jen is the real deal. And her next original thought is, as a “friend” tells us, to adopt a child from America – “Jen feels there’s plenty of children right here who need a good home.”

Indeed there are. And some of might even be ginger. 

Yank the whiskers from her chin
Jab her with a safety Pin
Make her drink a mickey finn 
I love you, Miss Aniston.


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