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Keeley Over There

by | 17th, January 2007

small_171144_1_1169026688.jpgSO long, Keeley Hazell.

You came, you showed us your breasts and you went to…America.

Posh gone. Beckham going. Mirren feted. And Campbell embarking on a new career as a New York hospital cleaner or street sweeper.

Such is the outflow of talent from these shores that very soon star-starved Britishers will have to make their own entertainment.

But before we are forced to replace the actors, singers and players with a spiteful Scouse Wag, a hard faced cabaret act singer (was Big Brother’s Jo ever in Bad Girls?) and a lumpy vindictive cow, we wave a fond adieu to Keeley.

As the Sun says, Keeley – our Keeley – is about to spray on the famous red Baywatch swimsuit. Keeley is in talks to star in Baywatch: The Movie.

Pictured stretching her legs, and so much red spandex, on a Los Angeles beach, Keeley says: “Before I won the Sun’s Page 3 Idol competition in 2004 I was just a girl from Kent working in a hairdressing salon. Now I am here in Hollywood.”

Keeley is in Tinsel Town to meet the film’s producers. And they told they hadn’t seen “a similar look [“32E] emerge from the UK for a long time”. This is Keeley “conquering Hollywood”.

Says she: “It would be a great opportunity to try some acting and I’ll see where it takes me,” says Keeley.

We wish her well. And with another star gone we turn our attention to what we are left with.

And weep…

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