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Big Boned Brother

by | 25th, January 2007

big-boned-brother.jpgTHE Beckhams are in the Sun.

In itself, this is no big news. In time to come, when David is married to a pig inseminator and Posh has been rendered down to two dimensions, they can turn to the Sun’s archives and on any given day find out what they doing.

Today’s instalment in the paper’s quotidian look at the Beckhams is headlined: “POSH FROCKS ‘EM DEAD.”

Victoria is in Paris. It is, naturally, Paris Fashion Week, a time when Parisians throw off their shell suits and football shirts in favour of velour and glamour.

And British-born Posh is in town to fly the flag. Here she comes “putting catwalk stars in the shade”. That’s no mean feat, say you, until you realise that catwalk models can be placed in the shade by a well-placed rake.

“Posh looked a millions dollars,” say the Sun, a comment that again needs a qualifier, given that a million dollars is what husband David is set to earn in a week when he moves to Los Angeles Galaxy.

Whatever the look there is no doubting Posh’s value. The Sun would be far emptier place without her.

But there is hope. Might it be possible to have more than one Posh ‘n’ Becks? Thoughts turn to this ponderable when the Mail visits Madam Tussauds.

There, draped in the Stars and Stripes, are David and Victoria Beckham. They are immersed in American culture. They are dipped in wax.

News is that these waxworks have been transported from London to New York. For the next two weeks, the Americans can get an idea of what it is to be close to the couple.

And the Sun will be following the Beckhams’ every move. It might not be the real Posh ‘n’ Becks, but if you change her dress a few times a day, it could be…

Posted: 25th, January 2007 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink