Celebrity Big Brother – Culture
CELEBRITY Big Brother on culture.
Danielle Lloyd on Celebrity Big Brother : “They eat with their hands in India, don’t they — or is that China? You don’t know where her hands have been.”
No, it’s Britain. Home of the sandwich, apparently ‘invented’ in 1762.
But of course, what separates the Brits culturally from any other country whose population may eat with their hands is the finesse with which some of the more attractive of our country consume their late night fare.
Who else but the Brits can perfect the art of being shagged from behind while balancing precariously, with only a bus shelter for support, and consume a large doner at the same time?
And who else but the British male can show levels of bravery which allow him to ignore the inherent dangers of asking the same girl for a blow-job, regardless of how much chili sauce his pink-towelling-tracksuited-girlfriend-of-one-hour had earlier demanded be ladled onto her kebab.
Cultural superiority mate.
Posted: 20th, January 2007 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
