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Prince Harry’s Inner Turmoil – ‘I’m S****ing Myself’

by | 29th, April 2007

princeharry.jpgPRINCE Harry is just like you and me. Remove the silver spoon and you’ll probably find that it’s coated in curry sauce.

As the News Of The World hears him declare: “I’m s****ing myself!”

Harry is looking at the prospect of taking on the Taliban in Iraq. Or course, a stint on Army rations will tighten Harry’s bowels, perhaps for weeks.

Whatever the inner turmoil, Harry is holding a farewell party for friends and others.

Harry tells the assembled hooray Henry and Henriettas at London’s exclusive Mahiki club: “I’m a nervous wreck. I’ve waited a long time and just want to get out there and serve my country.”

But Harry is ready. He vows: “I’m prepared to do anything they throw at me.”

It’s not often we hear Harry speak, And the NOTW has surely scored a scoop in capturing Harry in such loquacious mood.

We give him the field. He goes on: “Whether I serve on the front line or carry out a desk job in Basra I just want to get out to Iraq and serve my country.”


“I’ll be honoured to serve as best I can — whatever I do. I have to listen to the orders of my commanding officers. Sadly, it’s out of my hands.”


“I’m proud of the men I’ve trained with over the last few months but I have to respect that they need to be safe as well.”

Tally-friend or foe!

“It’s a great, great feeling to go to Iraq. I don’t know what to expect. I’m nervous, excited and apprehensive …and I’m really looking forward to it. I just want to get out there and do it.”

Hey, mister tally man, tally me banana!

Last orders…

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