Big Brother’s Forked Tongue
WITH just one month to go until Big Brother 8 begins, the hunt is on to unearth the show’s agonists.
Having been turned on to gays and a boy with an Asbo, the Star now looks at the “freak show”.
Get a load of the “gay guy with a split tongue”. And that “butch cross-dresser”. And that blonde girl with the terrible teeth.
And someone with glasses who looks like he’s called Tim and works in IT.
These are some of the nutty nutcases in the final 100.
And there are more. There’s a lad who – get this – is “up for a scrap”. And a “girl boarder on the prowl for sex”.
For our entertainment, the lad had passes up the chance to brawl in a cavernous theme pub and the girl has put on hold her Gonorrhoea Or Bust tour of Faliraki.
Fame costs.
And on Big Brother you start paying…
Posted: 30th, April 2007 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
