Kebab In The Oven: Big Brother Bully Jade Goody Expecting
HEADLINES likes “JADE GOODY WE HATE YOU”, “JADE: DIE!” and “JADE YOU ARE A FAT BIGOT” led Anorak to see the Big Brother bigot as the pariah of the land.
But one man’s undercooked chicken is another man’s meat and OK! delivers the news that Jade is pregnant.
Jade’s tum-tum now contains two parts kebab to three parts curry sauce and a little baybee.
“I’m thrilled,” says Jade.
And what of her lover, the mute Jack Tweed? What does he think? “Jack’s over the moon too, but it’s comes as a bit of a shock,” says Goody the hoodie. “We’re still telling friends and family.”
Jade presumes too much. We are neither her friends nor her family.
Other OK! readers may beg to differ…
Posted: 11th, May 2007 | In: Celebrities Comments (22) | TrackBack | Permalink
