Cyber Terrorists, Putin The Boot In, Killer Wi-Fi And Toxic Kids
EVERY day of every week the Mail thinks up imaginative ways to remind you that life is cruel and you are going to experience pain and die.
And if it can’t think any up, it looks at the latest scientific research.
Here is a selection of things that will kill you and yours from last week’s paper of doom…
MONDAY
The classroom ‘cancer risk’ of wi-fi internet –
Will wireless technology fry young minds before young minds can be fried by online gaming, porn and ready-made exam answers?
The curse of the killer heels –
Study shows single women under 34 and living in the north most at risk of falling over in high heels. Or, if drunk, enough, falling over in flip-flops, brogues, wellies, skis…
A wife sliding into madness. Fear of exposure over his secret gay affairs. And the drugs death that tore Alan Bates in two –
Donald Spoto celebrates an actor’s life
TUESDAY
His wife talked to trees and starved herself to death. His gay affairs ended in tears. But as the final part of our touching series revels, Alan Bates could not resist a last great romance – More celebration from Mr Spoto
This reporter went to work undercover at Britain’s top supermarket chains. What she found will change the way you shop –
Maggots in the bins; falsified sell-by dates; vegetables with mud on…
IS YOU FAMILY TOXIC? –
YES! Yes! Yes!
Health fear over new airport scanners –
I went to Marbella and all I got was radiation sickness
STEROID: THE NEW TEEN DRUG. They’ve long been used by fanatical body-builders. But today thousands of ordinary teenage boys are abusing steroid – risking brain damage, heart disease and infertility, so how you spot the danger signs? –
His neck is wider than his head and middle-aged women think he looks “well fit”?
The Numbers:
2% – the number of people who have psoriasis in the UK
110 – the number of people a day in the UK whose sight begins to fail
MILLIONS FACE HOLIDAY CHAOS –
With hundreds of hacks not at work, use this headline
WEDNESDAY
BACK TO THE COLD WAR. Murder on our streets. Blackmail over oil supplies. Cyber-terrorism. Putin’s Russia poses a grave threat to our way of life –
Come over here, buy up all our mansions…
Judges on the point of revolt –
Can a sixty-something-year-old man in a Crimplene wig revolt?
THURSDAY
Yes, there is a lot to complain about, but God, Britain’s still a glorious place to live –
Sandy Mitchell salutes the flag
FRIDAY
SHUT UP! I wanted to scream. But the woman on her mobile didn’t know she was being anti-social –
Can you get Tom Utley’s column on a podcast?
Out-of-hours tragedy. ‘Serious flaws’ in the system left mother dying despite talking to EIGHT doctors in four days
ATTACK OF THE CYBER TERRORISTS. Angry mobs in the street. Stock market in meltdown. The country running out of cash. No, not a sci-fi film but the nightmare reality of Britain under cyber attack –
Lock up your PCs!
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