Broken Promises: Britney Spears Gives Full Throat To Lindsay Lohan Rehab Centre
LINDSAY Lohan has checked into Britney Spears’ rehab centre.
As the Mirror reports: “LINDSAY CHECKS IN TO BRITNEY REHAB”.
No, dear reader, Spears has not opened her own rehab centre, cashing in on the celebrity trait for seeking solace from drugs, drink and tired emotions in therapy.
Britney is no Betty Ford in a tighter thong and blonder wig.
Britney is a veteran of the rehab scene. As the Star reports, Britney has written a “moving letter” to her fans. Says she: “Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don’t think it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD.”
While American parents of hyperactive children – children who like a drink and a smoke and to shave their heads and give their children location names – consider rehab, Britney talks about being in a “vulnerable place”.
Indeed. Over in the Sun Britney’s got her head in the toilet bowl in the men’s conveniences at an “exclusive LA hotel bar”. How much vulnerable a place is there?
So while Britney gives full throat to her demons, we return to the Mirror’s story of Lindsay Lohan’s latest stint in rehab. And learn that this is the same rehab centre that treated Spears.
Promises Rehabilitation centre in Malibu now welcomes through its doors another wanton starlet.
And we are sure the centre will help Lohan, just as it has so evidently aided Spears.
But we are concerned at the cost. And wonder if it is high time for Lohan, Spears and their partner in crime Paris Hilton to band together and establish their own chain of rehab centres?
What better way to wean the addicted and troubled from their vices than being locked in a compound with counsellors Lohan, Hilton and Spears? With Betty Ford on drums…
Posted: 30th, May 2007 | In: Tabloids Comments (13) | TrackBack | Permalink
