Anorak News | Die Fidel Castro, Die: America’s 20,000 Per Cent Tobacco Tax

Die Fidel Castro, Die: America’s 20,000 Per Cent Tobacco Tax

by | 17th, July 2007

FIDEL Castro must die. So must we all (save for Joan Rivers, natch.). But when Castro goes, Cuba will change. And Americans will be able to smoke Cuban cigars. And avoid 20,000 per cent tobacco tax:

Eric Newman punches the numbers on his calculator and gapes at the results one more time.

It’s no mathematical error: The federal government has proposed raising taxes on premium cigars, the kind Newman’s family has been rolling for decades in Ybor City, by as much as 20,000 percent.

As part of an increase in tobacco taxes designed to pay for children’s health insurance, the nickel-per-cigar tax that has ruled the industry could rise to as much as $10 per cigar.

“I’m not sure in the history of man, since our forefathers founded the country in 1776, that there’s ever been a tax increase of 20,000 percent,” said Newman, who runs the Tampa business founded by grandfather Julius Caesar Newman. “They had the Boston Tea Party for less than this.”

When it comes to tobacco sales, cigars are just a speck compared to cigarettes. In 2006, the nearly 400-billion cigarettes sold domestically dwarfed the 5.3-billion cigars.

Die Castro. Die!

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