Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Adopt Again: It Could Be You
GOOD news, kids is that Angelina Jolie is on the look out for another child to adopt.
This is your chance to start a new life high in the Hollywood Hills. One day you too can have a perfect nose, white teeth and hair that comes with a Velcro tab and washing instructions in English and Spanish.
Live the dream of rehab, an addiction to vicodin and indoor plumbing.
As the Mail reports, Angelina is preparing to step on a plane and get herself a new kiddie.
As the Mail notes, Jolie has one child from Cambodia (Maddox), one from Africa (Zahara), Pax Thien from Vietnam and their own Namibian-born Messiah Shiloh. The time is ripe for a European child.
As a source tells us: “Both Brad and Angelina are incredibly excited about the latest addiction to their Jolie-Pitts and if anything will bring them closer together, then this is it.”
So here’s your chance to reunite a reportedly warring family and get yourself a gilded life among the beautiful people.
Parents and guardians should nail a board with the words “Adoption Home” to their front doors. Small, child-sized adults may like to wear a bonnet and shake a rattle.
And the rest of us should form an orderly line on the tarmac. The Jolie-Pitts want more children. “More!” you cry. Never before has a star wanted more.
Tis glorious…
Your Chance To Be Adopted By Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt
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Posted: 14th, August 2007 | In: Tabloids Comments (7) | TrackBack | Permalink
