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Jamie Oliver Says Lock Up The Kids

by | 6th, September 2007

jamie-oliver.jpg“JAMIE Oliver, the celebrity chef, has backed a plan to prevent children buying junk food by locking their school gates at lunchtimes,” observes the Telegraph.

It seems that children don’t all like eating polenta and coucous and like to eat crisps, chips and foot-long chocolate bars.

Says Oliver: “If the kids won’t come to you, take the food to the kids with satellite kitchens that can go in the playground.”

These are known in the TV business as carting vans and to late-night drinkers as the last resort.

Oliver is right, of course. In this fair and free land the kids should be locked up and made to eat what is handed to them in a Government-sanctioned canteen on pain of starvation.

Some will try to escape. And being so very thin they may well wriggle out between the bars.

But they won’t get far.

The idea is being considered in Denbighshire, North Wales, where the local Welsh nationalists have been informed that all sweet shops and takeaways are owned by English barons.

They are being firebombed as we write…

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