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Her Majesty The Queen Runs One Up The Poles

by | 24th, September 2007

hillary_queen_usa.jpgDON’T mention the war in Buckingham Palace where the Germans and the Poles are sitting down to Tiffin.

This is “BUCKSKI PALACE”, the Star’s insight into life in the Queen’s gilded cage.

News is that that Her Majesty is actively looking for Poles to perform butler duties in the family’s inner-city council house.

A combination of low pay and cramped accommodation have failed to secure British servants; the job outweighing the chance to watch Her Majesty eat cereal and arrange her collection of night sights and silencers in order of effectiveness.

The Star says this staffing crisis has been compounded by a string of Palace butlers being wooed by wealthy Americans.

A former royal lackey tells us: “For anyone who has just arrived off a coach at Victoria from Bucharest or Warsaw and wants accommodation it’s a great job.” Indeed, it’s the gateway to a new life in the United States.

The UK truly is the land of opportunity. And who knows, if you Europeans have a German relative, you could find yourself moving from Downstairs to Upstairs…

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