Anorak News | Britney Spears Does Frappuccino: Lily Allen Empathises

Britney Spears Does Frappuccino: Lily Allen Empathises

by | 5th, October 2007

BRITNEY Spears has gone for a frappuccino.

In years to come, Anorak will be invited to nod its head on TV’s I Love The Noughties show and explain to the masses A) Who Britney Spears was and B) what a frappuccino is and what role it played in the life of A.

It won’t be easy. But on hand to help will be the son or daughter of a celebrity reminiscing about how mum used to take them to Starbucks after school, and get TWO granola breakfast muffins for a fiver! And we will be joined by Lilly Allen.

Ms Allen knows much about Spears, at least enough to tell the Mirror that her “heart goes out to her. I feel that she must be in a tough place right now. It’s really upsetting.”

That tough place is, as we have seen, a frappuccino outlet. And, indeed, it is nothing if it is not upsetting.

And Lilly has been there and done that. “I was 19 when I started doing this, so I can’t imagine what it muse be like for her,” says she.

Indeed, doing frappuccino is not something to be taken lightly, and to our mind Lilly took risks but was of legal age. And survived.

“I can’t imagine what it must be like for her. She must feel like: ‘God I need to get away.’”

I need to get a blend of ice and a mix constituted of coffee, water, milk, and various syrups…

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