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A Free Caravan For Rogarians In The Daily Express

by | 8th, October 2007

NEVER let is be said that the UK does not make its migrant population welcome.

The Rogarians might be upon us, but we will not lower ourselves to their level.

The Express tells us, via its Romania-Bulgaria monitoring service, that the Rogarians are massed at the border, a crimewave of manmade fibres.

But we say, come one and come all. We will civilise you. And what better way to do so than with flushing water and a 120bhp turbo diesel engine. Leave that tired horse at your French refugee camp (a knob of butter and he’ll be fine) and head to the UK in a brand new campervan.

Worth £32, 995, the new Peugeot Mobilvetta is the last word in immigrant chic. It has “class” as it has “style”.

And all you need do to win your dream home is to answer the following question:

What license is needed to learn to drive? Is it:

a) provisional driving license
b) temporary driving license
c) junior driving license

Tuning-in Rogarians may care to consult their citizenship handbooks. And wonder why there is no mention of dog license, TV license nor off license…

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