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Junkies Hold A Mirror Up To Golfers

by | 16th, October 2007

“HEROIN and crack cocaine addicts are being encouraged to play golf at taxpayers’ expense in a bid to beat drugs,” says the Express. A bevy of nodding heads are assembled to say “barking mad”, “It’s all wrong” and “Peter Allis was right”.

But we applaud the plan being played out in Hartlepool. If there is one thing more boring than a recovering drug addict telling you about his drugs high and lows it is a golfer. The initiative is nothing short of ground breaking and with any luck both golfers and junkies will empathise with one another.

They will then experience a collective catharsis and beg decent society for forgiveness…

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