Daily Mail: Cancer Dogs, Killer Bread And Macy Is Dead
EVERY day of every week the Mail thinks up imaginative ways to remind you that life is cruel and you are going to experience pain and die…
And if it can’t think any up, it looks at the latest scientific …
MONDAY
“Doctors warn over A&E deluge”
“From the cradle to the grave, life has never been held so cheap as it is today” – Melanie Phillips says…
“There is knife attack every 24 minutes in the UK” – And don’t forget the guns
TUESDAY
“KILLED BY A HOSPITAL THAT JUST DIDN’T CARE – No one doubts the skill and devotion of the vast majority of our nurses and doctors. But this widow’s truly horrifying story raises questions”
230,000 – “The number of Britons who have heart attacks each year”
“CAN DOGS GIVE YOU BREAST CANCER” – Headline of the week
“Headaches, tiredness, weakness…at first, it seems like flu or a food bug. But the truth may be far more sinister – COULD GAS POISONING BE MAKING US ILL?”
“I’m a middle-class drinker and it’s slowly killing me”
“Still pain after your op? Like millions your organs may be stuck together by car tissue”
WEDNESDAY
“Folic acid in bread ‘could be a health timebomb”
“Caesareans ‘riskier for mother and baby’”
“Salmonella found in chocolates”
“MRSA peril the cleaners can’t detect”
THURSDAY
“Now cancer experts add bacon, ham and drink to danger list…SO WHAT IS SAFE TO EAT?”
“GOODBYE, OLD GIRL. Loyal, affectionate, clever… to vet Bruce Fogle. She was the perfect companion. Now, in a tribute that will strike a chord with millions, he describes his profound sadness at the loss of his beloved dog Macy”
Macy’s dead..?
“Alzheimer’s risk ‘greater in cold sore sufferers”
FRIDAY
“The new superbug – GRE attacks the very ill and makes MRSA untreatable”
“How C. Diff spreads to young patients” – The young can catch C. Difficile. No-one is safe
“Pre-eclampsia ‘early warning for the heart” – If you have pre-eclampsia you are twice as likely to develop heart disease
“Patient died after diagnosis through a letterbox” – Sarah Bonner could not open her door to the doctor, who shouted that “You are going to die!” through her letterbox. The prognosis was accurate
“HELP! MY WIFE’S HYPERSEXUAL – Heather was a happily married executive and doting mother – until a freak medical drama left her in a coma. When she woke up, she was very different woman…”
“Braid made me go bald – Eight-year-old’s horror after holiday hairdo causes alopecia”
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