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Mucca Macca Pukka Shocka: Heather Mills Sees Paul

by | 7th, November 2007

RUMOURS that Heather Mills died in a car crash and has been replaced on the covers of the nation’s newspapers by a look-alike are hard to quash. But we will try.

Polemicists will not be easily swayed. And our task is made no simpler by the Sun’s front-page picture of Mills’ estranged husband Sir Paul McCartney sat at the wheel of a car, possibly at a zebra crossing.

Heather has seen enough. She is incandescent with anger. And in “Mucca rage at Macca pucker,” Mills goes into a “blind rage”. Which is unlike the Heather we have come to love.

Readers learn that Beatrice Mucca-Macca, daughter to Heather and Paul, saw yesterday’s Sun cover shot of Paul sat in a car. He was kissing a younger woman, revealed to be one Nancy Shevell. Not a nurse. Not a carer. But a dear friend.

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU UP TO?” asks the Mirror’s front-page headline, words that could just have easily been uttered by Heather, or Beatrice. “Why didn’t you tell me?” asks Heather, who is now on the phone to Paul.

Says one friend: “Paul’s family are quite shocked he has got so close to Nancy, especially as she is a meat-eater”.

Another one…

Pic: The Spine 

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