Anorak News | Chuck Norris Is Mick Huckabee’s Sidekick

Chuck Norris Is Mick Huckabee’s Sidekick

by | 19th, November 2007

IN the world of presidential elections, who endorses you can be almost as important as what you believe in.

Thrice married Rudy Giuliani increased his moral credentials with the endorsement of televangelist Pat Robertson.

Mitt Romney allayed fears of his Mormon beliefs with the endorsement of Moral Majority co-founder Paul Weyrich.

Now it’s Republican former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee’s turn.

But Mike doesn’t need to prove his moral or conservative credentials. He’s an ordained southern baptist minister.

Nope, what the softly-spoken Mike needs to prove is that he’s got a pair. And what better way to prove that than with the endorsement of one of America’s most fearsome warriors: Chuck Norris.

“There’s no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard, only another fist,” Mike tells us in his latest campaign ad.”When Chuck Norris does a push up he isn’t lifting himself up, he pushing the earth down,” Mike adds.

“Chuck Norris doesn’t endorse. He tells America how it’s going to be.”

Are you threatening us Mike? Are you trying to scare us into voting for you?

Anorak says: Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

We sincerely hope not. Because we hear that Steven Seagal is a Democrat.

And Steven could have Chuck any day.

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