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I’m A Celebrity Fixed It For Janice Dickinson

by | 27th, November 2007

antanddec.jpgTHIS season’s I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! is following the well-trod steps of reality shows past.

The Star brings news of the obligatory betting scandal. In “JANICE JUNGLE BET FIX”, readers get the front-page news that a gambling scam is threatening the show.

Plans are afoot to flood phone lines and make Janice Dickinson (6-1) this year’s winner. Of course, we have read of phone line scams in the past, and note that the only cons so far proven have been those perpetuated by the programme makers.

These “mystery syndicates” should note that though things have improved – steps taken, heads rolled etc. – care should be taken. Not all calls may be logged.

Anorak advises not taking the chance and instead sticking to the tried-and-tested: nobbling the opposition.

Look out for Bush Nip ‘n’ Tucker Dickinson being eased to victory as one by one her agonists are eaten by insects, poisoned by a “bad” kangaroo gonad and sent to join the cast of Celebrity Emergency Ward as the rope bridge carrying them to what passes for civilisation in Australia becomes “frayed”…

Picture: The Spine 

Posted: 27th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink