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Microsoft’s New Santa Claus Has Been Very Bad

by | 7th, December 2007

santa-claus.jpgAFTER yesterday’s news that the real Santa Claus is a debauched, drug-crazed sex maniac, it is encouraging to note that Microsoft have embraced this authentic Santa.

As reported on Netweork World (we read it so you don;t have to) an artificial-intelligence Santa “bot” operated by Microsoft to talk to children wavered off message. Says Micro Santa: “It’s fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else….”

Says Microsoft: “Yesterday we received reports that the automated Santa Claus agent in Windows Live Messenger used inappropriate language. As soon as we were alerted, we took steps to mitigate the issue, including the removal of language from the agent’s automated script. We were not completely satisfied with the result of these actions, and have decided to discontinue the automated Santa Claus agent.”

Web users got wind of this Sata and logged on.

One person said “…..come on you like big hairy men – don’t hide it!” To which Santa responded, “I know, I know. I just hope you won’t get mad at me.”

Congratulations to Microsoft. As you know, the Santa we see in his red cloak and snowy beard is the product of the Coca Cola brand. Now finally all corporations can have their own Santas and take ownwership of the holiday.

Look out for News International’s Topless Santa, Wal-Mart’s Reduced Santa and Anroajk’s Santa in an Anorak, with flashing parts…

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