Jodie Foster’s Secret Is Out
by Anorak | 12th, December 2007
JODIE Foster is a lesbian.
We can say this without fear of being wrong because in “Hollywood’s worst-kept secret is out” the Mail delivers the facts.
The Mirror announces “JODIE IS OPUIT”, and also believes it to have been “Hollywood’s worst-kept secret”.
Anorak wonders when a “worst kept secret” is no longer a secret. A secret is something that is kept secret. When it is not kept secret it is no longer a secret. You cannot have a secret that is badly kept.
Better perhaps if the tabloids investigated the best-kept secrets, especially that one abut Jordan sleeping on her back…
Posted: 12th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
