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George Bush Does Cold Turkey

by | 13th, December 2007

bush_turkey.jpgNO man can fault George Bush’s pioneering and inoxitaticating spirit.

Says George Bush on ABC news, as overheard by the Sun: “I doubt I’d be standing here if I hadn’t quite drinking whisky and beer and wine and all that.”

Alcohol can affect you perceptions, your understanding of reality. Had Bush continued to drink he may have never entered the real world, getting no closer to what passes for reality than an episode of Big Brother and Washington DC.

Bush went “cold turkey”, notes the Sun. And readers may recall Bush holding a plastic turkey he carried around for the cameras at a Thanksgiving dinner for the troops in Iraq. It was cold.

And for alcohol, there are drugs. Bush tells a girl he understands her struggle. “I wanted her, this young girl who’s struggling with drug addiction, to know that others who might be famous have the same issue – that’s she’s not alone.”

The Sun understands. Like Bush it goes out of its way to explain to any struggling readers that they are no different to Amy Winehouse, Kerry Katona, Michael Barrymore, Lindsay Lohan…

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