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Amy Winehouse In Three Words Or Less

by | 14th, December 2007

amy-winehouse-clones.jpg“AMY’S white Christmas,” says the Sun. And there is the seasonal picture of skinny chanteuse Amy Winehouse.

The Sun is keen not to waste the time of its busy readers and finds a way to talk about Winehouse in as few words as possible.

The paper’s aforementioned headline uses just three words to deliver the daily Winehouse story, a Christmas angle and a hint of cocaine.

The only thing missing is that Winehouse is considering hosting a party over the holiday season. It will be raunchy affair, says a source. So look out for headlines “Amy’s White Xmas” and the still more sensational “Amy’s White XXXmas”…

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