Anorak News | Ashley Cole Shall Not be Moved

Ashley Cole Shall Not be Moved

by | 18th, December 2007

ashley-cole.jpgGOOD news for Chelsea’s Ashley Cole.

After yesterday’s “Cole in V-Sign row” (Express), “Ash in dock” (Star) , “V-sign Cole is facing FA rap” (Sun), Cole “gestures” to Arsenal fans (Guardian), the evocative “FA may finger Cole over gesture” (Mail) and the Mirror, Independent and Telegraph all publishing pictures of Cole giving a two-fingered salute to the crowd, the Times says the England player will not be punished.

Why? “Because there are no moving pictures of the incident.”

The Anorak urges the FA to solve this matter by lining up the newspaper images and flicking through them rapidly by way of finger and thumb, so enabling Cole to move, or transfer, as Cole might call it…

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