Newspaper Headlines Of The Year
WHILE other newspapers produce their reviews of the year, so giving their staff a few days off as repeats are aired, the Mail attempts to distill a year’s worth of news into a single headline.
No easy thing, you’d imagine.
But alongside a picture of Madeleine McCann, the front-page headline reads: “Record spate of unwanted pregnancies feared after reckless teenage drinking – NEW YEAR BINGERS’ ABORTION LEGACY.”
Pictures of drunken young females coming soon…
OTHER headlines of the year:
DAILY EXPRESS: “MADELEINE: The Princess Diana I Knew”
DAILY MAIL: “PLAY OUR NEW MRSA SUDOKU GAME”
DAILY STAR: “HE TREATED ME LIKE A PIECE OPF MEAT – Sexsational Pictures inside”
DAILY MIRROR: “GORDON BROWN – A PRAYER FOR EVERY READER”
SUN: “NOW EU BAN BRITISH ROASTS – Footballers Steamed Up”
GUARDIAN: “QUEEN MOTHER WAS AMERICAN SPY”
INDEPENDENT: “WEAR A VEST TO BEAT GLOBAL WARMING AND SAVE THE ARCTIC MARMOSET”
DAILY TELEGRAPH: “Binge drinkers breast cancer link – Are you at risk? Picures of cleavages with appropriate warning rating
TIMES: “DAVID BECKHAM – ‘I’M BACKING OBAMA’”
Posted: 31st, December 2007 | In: Tabloids Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
