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Hillary Clinton Welcomes You Aboard Hill Force One

by | 17th, January 2008

WHEN she’s not crying, Hillary Clinton’s knocking ’em dead in the aisles:

“Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome aboard the maiden flight of Hill Force One” said the former First Lady as the plane took off from Las Vegas to Reno, Nevada. “My name is Hillary and I am so pleased to have most of you on board.”

Hello, Bucket residence. It goes on:

“In a few minutes, I am going to switch off the ’Fasten Your Seat Belt’ sign. However, I’ve learned lately that things can get awfully bumpy when you least expect it – so you might want to keep those seat belts fastened

“And in the event of an unexpected drop in poll numbers, this plane will be diverted to New Hampshire”

Women in comedy. Politicians in comedy. Discuss:

“If you look out from the right, you will see an America saddled with tax cuts for the wealthiest and a war without end. If you look out from the left, you will see an America with a strong middle class at home and a strong reputation in the world.Once we’ve reached cruising altitude, we’ll be offering in-flight entertainment: my stump speech in its many variations.

“Once again, thank you for joining us on Hill Force One.We know you have choices when you fly, and so we are grateful that you chose the plane with the most experienced candidate.”

[Insert joke about Bill Clinton and the cockpit here]

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