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Dancing On Ice, The Celebrity Cull

by | 29th, January 2008

ANOTHER victim in the Dancing On Ice celebrity cull as Christopher Dean pulls up for surgery.

The fallen, tripped and slammed:
Underwood, Michael (broken ankle)
Lusardi, Linda (hairline fracture)
Shaw, Suzanne (scalp sliced open)

Anthea’s Law of Diminishing Celebrity states that the coefficient of the Katona should not overarch the Jordan to the power of Edmonds lest the sum should equate to less than zero.

The cull is underway…

Posted: 29th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink