Kerry Katona’s Crazy In Love Abridged

HIGHLIGHTS from Kerry Katona’s Crazy In Love mental ward-themed MTV show, starring the fomer Mrs Brian McPadded Room and her latest inmate:

Mark Croft (husband): You’ve got big tits

Katatonia: You’ve got a small willy

Chorus: F*uck off

Katatonic: “I can force our a fart, you know”

The show will reach its crescendo when when Kerry is sheduled to give bith to little Blow Off…

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