Madonna Throws Guy A Biscuit
PSST! Wanna hear about the bedroom goings on between a 49-year-old American woman and her middle-aged husband?
Says Madonna in the Star: “My husband went on the cookie diet and it was such a turn–off.”
Eating cookies, or biscuits as the British call them (“Gis a go on that best Brisket” – Guy Ritchie) can be a passion killer, to wit the crumbs.
But on hearing Madonna’s insight, Anorak think of one Eddo Brandes, the chubby Zimbabwean cricketer who responded to the on-field taunting of Australia’s Glenn McGrath, who asked “Why are you so fat?” by replying: “Because every time I shag your wife, she gives me a biscuit.”
However it turns out that Richie’s “playing hookie” cookie is not a treat but a meal substitute…
Posted: 14th, April 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
