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Jordan And Peter’s Simulated Sex Guide

by | 16th, April 2008

jordan-andre-charles.jpgIN Jordan’s and Pete Andre’s Apocrypha, the Next chapter, the couple are simulating “sex acts” in front of their children.

So says the Star which is disgusted enough to place the news on its foremost page.

Inside, and there are three more pictures of Jordan and Peter at it, engaging in rubbing, staring and suggest positioning.

Among the Taliban, say, or Carmelite nuns, this would be a guide to pre-marital sex. But in the UK it is plain sick.

Says child psychologist Dr Ruth Coppard (age 7): “Young children aren’t sexual beings and watching Mum and Dad have sex, even if it is simulated, is not appropriate. It could damage a child.”

We can only hope that the couple’s children, including Harvey who has impaired vision, don’t open the Star and become scarred for life.

Sadly for the rest of us it is too late, and we can only recall with horror the sight of Pop Acorn Pete emerging from Jordan’s jungle sleeping bag.

And, yes, that might well be a euphemism – after all, the kids are watching…

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