Anorak News | Ivana Trump Crosses Off The Rubicondi

Ivana Trump Crosses Off The Rubicondi

by | 24th, April 2008

trump-husband.jpgSOMETHING borrowed, something blue, something old and something new.
Ivana Trump’s wedding has it all, although which is which is best left to others to decipher.

All we can say is that the groom Rossano Rubicondi looks so new he shines like buffer tuppeny bit, the moon is blue and the wedding march is borrowed from the film Rocky.

And here comes Ivan, 59-year-old former model and jobbing Mrs Donald Trump, now working as National Enquirer’s agony aunt.

Ivana is dressed in pastel tones. The invitation, as Hello! explains, stipulates that women must wear pastel shades, but avoid yellow or pink, which would clash with the bride’s hair and natural-look skin tones.

Rossano in clad from his teeth to his tails in gleaming white. His bum might be in the smaltz as Old Mr Anorak says, but he scrubs up well.

Ivana’s mother is said to be “visibly moved”, although how is not said, perhaps in a slow rocking motion or else a quick two-step to t the splendid conveniences, his ‘n’ hers.
Time for the vows and the $250,000 rings to be exchanged by the swimming pool at tsunami-haired Donald Trump’s Florida club.

Massed to the right the bride, a bevy of pastels, colours rarely seen beyond a packet of Starburst.

To the left, the men, all dressed in uniform white, a medallion away from a Pillsbury convention.

Now to the reception. There’s a German and cake the size of a Bavarian starter home, a trio of songs from the groom (Never, Never, Only You and I Got A Woman – what chance an album?), an orangey tango and George Harrison wearing a rose in his mouth.

Says Ivana: “I’m working on some big global real-estate projects (see the cake) and more Ivana brand products.”

Rossano sings. And the Parisian band on…

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