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Josef Fritzl: Elisabeth The Pensioner, Nazis And Enoch Powell

by | 1st, May 2008

elisabeth-fritzl.jpgFRITZL Watch: Anorak’s look at Josef Fritzl, Elisabeth Fritzl and assorted Frtizls in the news

DAILY MIRROR (front page): “FACE OF CELLAR MUM”

“Haunted 42-yr-old looks 65” – and not like Lulu, but older.

Elisabeth Fritzl is “haggard and gray-haired”.

Meanwhile mum Elisabeth, 42 – caged for 24 years by her rapist father Josef by who she had seven children – is so lined and drawn from her ordeal she looks like a haggard pensioner.”

BRIAN READE (aka the Mirror’s online “Brian Beade”): “MONSTER ‘TASH”

We’ve been acting pretty smug over the case of Josef Fritzl, who raped his daughter in a cellar for 24 years.

Yeah, there’s nothing like an incestuous rape to make us feel superior to those Austrians.

Oh, those Austrians are always locking their daughters up in dungeons, Fritzl is the most evil dad ever and thank God, it could never happen here, are three sentiments I’ve heard…

Austria is not the common link between men and monsters – it’s moustaches. Fritzl belongs to a line of inadequate powercrazed males who spewed forth evil while being too frightened to put a razor above their top lip. Think Hitler, Stalin and Saddam Hussein.

Let’s put Fritzl in perspective. And wasn’t Hitler Austrian? They say Saddam was Austrian and Stalin wore a green felt hat to bed.

Reade weighs up the evidence before concluding: “Not forgetting Fritzl’s double Enoch Powell. A Brummie. Let’s drop the smugness, eh?”

Anyone looked in Powell’s cellar?

THE SUN (front page): “The animal children”

“I watched fiend buying slinky undies for sex salve daughter. Cellar monster Josef Fritzl bought raunchy undies for his sex-slave daughter – describing her as his “bit on the side.”

Best pal Paul Hoerer told yesterday how he spotted the beast at a market stall while on a trip with him to Thailand, where evil Fritzl spent up to a month venting his lust in fleshpots. Fritzl bought the frillies along with a slinky dress.

Paul immediately realised the garments would never fit his chum’s frumpy wife.

Kick a woman while she’s down.

Fritzl – who would lie on the beach in tight-fitting Speedos while Thai girls massaged him – left his wife Rosemarie at home in Amstetten, Austria, “to look after the kids”.

That might have been the lesser of two evils. How long before the masseuse is tracked down?

THE MAIL: “RECOVERY CLINIC’S NAZI PAST”

“Hundreds of patients were put to death at the centre in Mauer, Austria, under the third Reich’s euthanasia law.”

Innocent?

His lawyer Rudolf Mayer declared: “The allegations of rape and enslaving people have not been proved. We need to reassess confessions made so far…Every case that has got a psychological background is interesting. We defence lawyers believe that there are good souls.”

DAILY STAR:” Vile pervert trawled for Thia babes”

“GRANNY’S SEX RELIEF – UNLOAD WITH AN OLDIE,” says the Star’s featured advert.



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