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Tom Cruise To Gold Base: A New Website And A New Katie Holmes

by | 7th, May 2008

scientology-handbook.jpgTO celebrate Tom Cruise’s 25 years since his big break in Risky Business, Anorak has been reenacting Tom’s best scenes. And Tom has a new website.

Today’s we’ve been using the actual Airfix fighter jet Tom sat in for those Top Gun action sequences, and some of the toy soldiers and play-dough figures that were also used in the original.

Goose was sadly sat upon by one of the accounts team, and now doubles as Tom’s wheelchair in Born On The Fourth Of July.

Today Tom’s in the National Enquirer, on account of his wife’s stint at Gold Base, the Scientology rewiring centre in Hemet, California.

Courses on offer include the Potential Trouble Source/Suppression Person Course, in which participants are taught to disconnect or ignore anyone who dismisses Scientology, and Purification Rundown, in which residents are fed “megadoses” of vitamins and sat in a sauna for prolonged periods.

You can replicate the process by cutting the legs off a Barbie doll and sititng on a hot radiator until she starts to melt, at which point she should be re-moulded by Ken dressed only in his underpants…

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