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VIBea: Princess Beatrice Works In Selfridges

by | 8th, May 2008

sarah_ferguson-beatrice.gif“WHY, oh why, did I wear that one?” asks Princess Beatrice to the Mail’s Richard Kay.

Bea is talking of that bikini, the one she was photographed wearing in the Caribbean.

But she should not be too hard on herself for her choice of garment.

It was the Mail’s Allison Pearson – “Can someone please have a kindly word with her before it all goes pear-shaped?” – and Amanda Platell – “get her body under control” – who told us that it was Bea’s tummy, thighs and arse that were the wrong choice. Rest assured, Bea, the bikini was just dandy.

But young gels will take things to heart and Beatrice has been driven made enough to seek gainful employment.

The Sun says that Beatrice can now be found working in Selfridges as a shop girl. She’s a “personal shopper” for VIP costumers.

But people can be cruel, and Janice Home, 39, from Oxford, tells the paper: “She rushed by with an armful of clothes and headed off towards the Gucci section. I thought, ‘That looks just like Fergie’ – then I realised it was her daughter Princess Beatrice.”

You know, the ginger one in the bikini…

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