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Victoria Beckham Serves Up Turkey Twizzlers

by | 14th, May 2008

victoria-beckham-turkey.jpgVICTORIA Beckham, international Duty Free enthusiast, is in conversation with the Mirror’s 3am Girls. Or as the Mirror puts it: “POSH TELLS ALL TO 3am.”

First up Vicky tells the girls how she and Julia Roberts are “both mums with young children so we had a lot to talk about”.

She goes on: “Most of my friends in LA, like Katie Holmes and Kate Beckinsale, all have children so we get together and do very normal things”, like waiting for the cleaner to hoover up the spilt Rice Crispies.

“I’ve become really good friends with mums from my sons’ school as well.” No names are provided, but you know who you are. And if you don’t know, best get an agent.

Listening in, one may suppose that Her Poshness only meets people through her children. In the Sun, Posh tells us that she serves hot lunches at her sons’ school.

Being told to eat by Victoria Beckham is akin to being told to cut back on shoes by Imelda Marcos.

But the Beckhams are a showbiz couple, and readers learn that the Beckham Junior Brand eat Turkey Twizzlers at school – slices of seasonal game wrapped in hand-crumbled wheat and yeast blend.

Victoria may go on to list the vegetables, the centrepiece arrangements and the plates, but the Sun is not OK! and such things are, sadly, edited out…



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