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Miss Great Britain Says British Troops Steal From Dead Iraqis

by | 16th, May 2008

army-babes.pngGEMMA Garrett, Miss Great Britain and Beauties for Britain agonist in the Crew by-election, is considering the war on terror.

Expecting to hear that those fabled weapons of mass destruction were hidden by concealer, Miss Garrett instead reveals:

“I met a veteran of the Iraq war and was utterly sickened by the experiences he described.”

Oh?

“Our boys are being forced to remove blood-soaked shirts, footwear and weapons from the corpses of their fallen enemies because the equipment this Government gives them isn’t good enough.”

Shocking stuff. But Miss Garrett should note that the Iraqi militia favour black and that is far more fashionable than British khaki, which was only last year’s black…



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