Moobs And Pun Bags Replace Page 3 Girls
THANKS to the Sun breasts are now so popular that even boys are getting them.
Yesterday, we brought news that doctors at Alder Hey Hospital in Liverpool have reported a growing number of lads wanting breast surgery to reshape their “moobs”.
But the Sun says the knife is not for everyone. For every Jordan, there is a Simon Cowell. And Sun doctor Keith Hopcroft “reckons top-heavy teen boys just need to exercise more”.
Says Dr Keith: “A breast epidemic is every adolescent boy’s dream. But not when it’s the boys who are affected – and especially if it’s starting to overwork our plastic surgeons. It’s not all bad news, though.”
It’s the bad mobs, or “mockers” or “mits”.
Says Dr Keith: “So let’s get a grip. Starting with the moobs themselves.”
That’s enough forom Dr Keith, who sees the mobs as nothing more than pun bags.
What we need is direction. What we need is a boy brave enough to say that he is big and firm enough to get them out on the Sun’s Page 3.
Indeed, sometimes the Page 3 Girls try hard but fail, missing the point as they talk of the credit crunch, football and other burning issues of the moment.
Better is someone knowledgeable, like Paul Gascoigne or John Prescott removes their tops and tells us what’s what…
Posted: 21st, May 2008 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
