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Donkey Jailed For Ass-ault

by | 21st, May 2008

donkey-jailed.gifTHE law is an ass. And to prove it a donkey has been sent to prison in Southern Mexico for ass-ault.

To the state of Chiapas where two victims accuse the best of biting one of them in the chest and fracturing another’s ankle.

“All of a sudden, the animal was on top of us like it was rabid,” says a limping Andrew Hernandez.

“Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed,” says Police officer Sinar Gomez. “No matter who they are.”

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